[00:17]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
[00:22]My friends are coming over to my moms basement bringing Funyuns and the mountain dew.
[00:28]I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard,
[00:31]And that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
[00:34]It's that time of the night,
[00:35]We turn on the black light,
[00:36]Let the dungeons and the dragons begin.
[00:38]It's D&D!
[00:42]Fighting with the legends of yore.
[00:44]It's D&D!
[00:48]Never kissed lady before (nope).
(Arguing)
[01:03]Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystals, and things,
[01:06]We use these as a reference tool.
[01:09]And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes,
[01:11]We're the coolest kids in the school...
[01:15]No we're not.
[01:16]I know
[01:17]Now Tyche's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master,
[01:20]He's got hit points and charisma to lend.
[01:22]And I rehearse in my room or what I call the Dragons Tomb,
[01:26]When I'm not out with my girlfriend,
[01:28]It's D&D...wait...
(Arguing)
[01:51]It's D&D!
[01:55]Summing the demons of hell.
[01:57]It's D&D!
[02:00]When our shift ends at the Taco Bell. (Gordita, Chulpia)
[02:20]Well, my medieval brother,
[02:22]There's room here for another,
[02:23]Would you care to take a roll of the die?
[02:26]You guys make me weak,
[02:27]You think you could keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
[02:31]See, you're in mortal danger,
[02:33]I'm a 1st class Ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
[02:37]And if that doesn't scare ya,
[02:39]Maybe I should beware ya,
[02:40]What lurks within my gaming shelf.
[02:43]Next to my Jr. High annual, lies my monster manual,
[02:46]And my customized dungeon master screen.
[02:49]I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps,
[02:52]Next to my 3 in. solid pewter figurines.
[02:55]So if you think you got the balls,
[02:56]Bring on your dungeon master calls.
[02:58]I'll be protected by my Robe of Destruction.
[03:00]And I will leave you both in tears,
[03:02]'Cause I'm the dungeon master here,
[03:04]And you two are in need of some instruction.
[03:06]It's D&D!
[03:10]Warriors who terrify.
[03:12]Its D&D!
[03:22]Virgins til the day we...
[03:56]One, two, fuck you,
[03:57]Die!
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