B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man!!!
He's a real straight man, a justice of the peace
He got a Soho boy to get down upon his knees
He slaps his dick with a can of axel grease
But he busts my friend for a gram of lebanese
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man
Got a big black car that he drives from street to street
He's looking for a tart to go down on his meat
He beats his dick when he's on the lavatory seat
Then he gives 10 years for the rapist on the street
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-Banana Man
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
Queer man, such a queer man
He plays with himself on the lavatory pan
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B
Banana Man!