I just broke up
With an enormous douchebag
And now it is
Auditin time for my next man
But I have one request to
Be with me
Treat me shittely
Then cheat on me
You were my darling flower
You should go take a shower
My finger might just be the only
Thing that can please
Katy Perry
Take me back I brought you a gift
Panties from the girl who
Lives next door
Are those Victoria's Secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior
That is what you get, you cheap prick
This video's offensive
To Muslims and Egyptians
Put my makeup back!
Let's lez out
Oh no, not again Miley
We made out
That's because you mouth raped me
I brought you
A jar of all my STD's
You're sickening!
If You want to date a cheater
I could show you just
How blurred my lines are
Get out of here you old creeper
Mary me again
I'm the worst by far
I'm not interested, so sorry
Don't zap us with your boobies
I'm getting bored, this song needs
Someone who is black
Uh, guess that's me
The name's Juicy J
I sold my ass out for Katy Perry
Dark Horse is the name of this wack beat
But there ain't a single horse
And the only dark thing is me
What the hell is this theme Egyptian?
Katy, check your brain, I think it's missing
All these blue guys and bitches with cat head
Who wrote this were they trippin?
I think that I was drugged
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood
But now I'm making pop garbage
Every video I do this
Have to stand up above all the rest
Time to use my enormous tits
To escape this horrible green screen set
There is nobody, nobody
That's good enough for Katy
So screw all you, peace out dudes
I don't think so bitch!
