Justin:
My girl doesn't love me
[Justin: Will you always be a Belieber?
Justin's ex girl: Yes.]
Justin:
Her new love is 1D
I'm under pressure
I puked at my show
Now my girl prefers One Direction
Was a Belieber
But now she has no interest in my baby sized er******
She wants to
Bang Harry
Why doesn't she wanna bang me?
Doesn't she know that I've got swaaaaaaag!
Girl, why don't you love me?
I'm better than 1D
Even though I threw up at my last live show
And what's with your daddy?
He's extremely scary
I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat
Oh my god that's
Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Ha - Harry from 1D!
Harry:
We had sex sex sex sex sex sex
And she told me she hates you
Right after she she she she she she blew me
I'm sorry
Justin:
Is my run over?
Everywhere I go people are laughing at my milk barf
Yes, I'm a poser
But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car
What about all you guys?
You're my dancers, you must be on my side
Dancer #1:
Sorry but we prefer boy bands.
Justin:
Guys please do not leave me
You gotta belieb me
I'm better than 1D, I'm telling the truth
Dancer #2:
Did you just stay belieb?
That's totally corny
Dancer 3#:
Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke.
Justin:
But I am so
Swag - swag - swag - swag - swag - swag - swag - swaggy
Can't you see?
Nobody lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - lo - loves me
I fucking hate 1D
