I Don't Need A Doctor, I Don't Need A Drugstore
I Don't Need An Injection, I Need To Put The Telly On
Songs Of Praise, Pakistani Plays
I Can't Control My TV Craze
Got Me In A Cold Sweat, I Don't Need No Cigarette
Sh Sh Sh Shakin' Like A Jellyfish, I Need A Satellite Dish
There's No Doubt That I Miss Nowt, A Tv I Can't Do Without
Anything You Get On Yer Television Set I'll Watch It
I'm A Telly, I'm A Telly, Telly I'm Addicted
Telly I'm A Telly, I Can Tell I Am Addicted
I'm A Telly, I'm A Telly, Telly I'm Addicted
Telly I'm A Telly, I Can Tell I Am Addicted
I Like To Keep A Step Ahead, A Tv In The Garden Shed
& With A Telly In The Bog, I Never Miss The Epilogue
Dynasty Or Daktari, A Broadcast By The Tory Party
Celebrity Squares, Blind Date, Who Cares, I'll Watch It
It's No Surprise I've Got Square Eyes, Anyone Could Predict
I'm Tv Mad, I'm A Telly Addict!
I'm A Man In Great Pain, The Box Is On The Blink Again
I Don't Need No Morphine, I Need A Television Screen
Documentaries, There's No Degrees, I'll Even Watch A Film
If It's In Chinese
A Speech From The Queen, Though I'm Not Very Keen
I'll Watch It
Coz I'm Addicted
