Hello, Colin; it's the fez!
Who has angered the volcano god? (x4)
You have angered the volcano god!
I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat
(ha ha ha ha)
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2)
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!
Excuse me while I puke and die
(ha ha ha ha)
Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what
What really gets me mad in this life?
It's the goddamn periodic table of elements.
They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.
Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
Non-naturally occuring man-made elements.
They give them names like Einsteinium,
Californium, and Nobelium.
And what I want to know is
If they're man-made
Just how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?
Know what's bothering my mind?
There's a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers
Is how we make our living
(ha ha ha ha)
