Ahoy! Scurvies! Listen to this then!
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was Morgan
By Christ he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin nipper
So he stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
Ahoy! Jimmy!
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found her se**** quarters
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck all else to do
