I went to a doc, he said I was getting round
And if I didn't lose weight I would soon be in the ground
Well, that ain't the way I want to go, so I put my trust into
Nintendo
Bought Wii Fit, 'cause I am a big fat slob.
(ooh slob, slob, slob ooh fat, fat, fat)
I weight a lot, and now my Mii is obese.
The game said my heart is drowning in fat and grease.
And it said, this ain't the way you want to go.
Trust us now, 'cause we're Nintendo.
Yeah, my Wii Fit said I am a big fat slob.
(ooh slob, slob, slob ooh fat, fat, fat)
It made me lean side to side endlessly
But I can't tell if its working, 'cause I still
can't see my knees
Oh jeeze
This ain't the way I thought it would go,
but I still got faith in you Nintendo.
Bought a Wii Fit 'cause I am a big fat slob.
(ooh slob, slob, slob ooh fat, fat, fat)
Lean left. - Okay
Lean right. - Ah-okay.
Lean left. - Okay
Lean right. - Ok-.. Wait, is this actually doing anything?
You're not leaning corretly. - This isn't making any sens-
If you want to top being a fat slob, lean
left and right when I say to. - uch.. Okay.
Lets try again, lean left. Uch.
I weight myself last night, and I don't know whats wrong.
I'd still would go to jail, if I tried to wear a thong.
(I guess that's just the way it goes, when you trust your body to Nintendo.)
I bought Wii Fit, but I am still a big fat slob.
(I guess that's just the way it goes, when you trust your body to Nintendo.)
I bought Wii Fit, but I am still a big fat slob.
Big boned, I bought Wii Fit but I am still a big fat slob.
Enormous, bought Wii Fit but I am still a big fat slob.
(ooh slob, slob, slob ooh fat, fat, fat)
Prepare for your next excersise. Ah, thank God!
Put your right leg in. Okay.
Put your right leg out. Okay.
Put your right leg in. Wait a second! This is--
Shake it all about. Ahhh-screw this!
