Ever since Mom walked out
Sis and I can get no sleep
Since then Dad's brought home 13 redheads
A blonde and brunette and a sheep
I pray to God, "Oh can you help us?
Save us from this reverie"
Shotgun westward, I blew away Alice
Buried her in the deep
Of this postage s-stamp world
You get what you want
In this postage stamp world
You can all get in line
And lick my behind
'Cause I won't be living with you
This time
There she was, a silky starlet
Pressed up to the screen
Captivated by social retards
She'd drink and drink and drink
Lipstick would burn her eyes out
Melt upon her waist
Embracing the dying lover
Her heart could feel no pain
In this postage s-stamp world
You get what you want
In this postage stamp world
You can all get in line
And lick my behind
'Cause I come in ones not twos
This time
In this postage s-stamp world
You get what you want
In this postage stamp world
You can all get in line
And lick my behind.
'Cause my brains been split open for too long
I decline
