Key:
-Conway
~Loretta
*together
-You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around
on recapped tires.
~And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes
outside on wires.
*And you're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same.
-You're the reason I've changed to beer
from soda pop.
~And you're the reason I never get to go
to the beauty shop.
*You're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same.
*I guess that we won't ever have
Everything we need
Cause when we get "ahead"
It's got another mouth to feed...
~And that's the reason that my good looks
and my figure is gone.
-And that's the reason that I ain't got
no hair to comb.
*And you're the reason our kids are ugly,
little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'
But I love you just the same...
(Fading Out)
~Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?
-But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper...
~Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that i went through today, I look like a movie star.
-Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.
~Thankyee.
-Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway...
~Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that's Bald?
-*Laughs* Well I guess you could say they take after me...*laughs*
~*laughs*
