I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims (you're a liar)
Okay their really 18's but I keep them clean.
I've got a red minivan from 1996
The window's broke and you know I won't ever get it fixed
I'm bumpin' Veggie Tales I ain't even got any kids
People think I'm nuts but I just told them this
I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims (oookay..)
Okay their really 16's but I keep them clean.
To all the soccer moms taking their kids to karate
Keep sippin' on your mochachokafrokamochachoka latties (soy lo carb lo fat lo chi....starbucks)
This song is dedicated to you and everybody
So put your hands up right now if you really wanna party
I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims (stop lying)
Okay their really 14's but I keep them clean.
Once upon a time a turtle hit my car on interstate 75
And the poor little turtle crawled off of the road and he died (single teardrop)
I stood there on the roadside and I wanted to cry(poor little turtle)
Except for the fact that the stinkin' turtle made my engine overheat and the car almost fried
I'm a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
Just a plain white rapper in a minivan
And I'm sittin on 20 inch rims......
