Idiot Boyfriend
[NOTE: The music video for this song debuted on MTV's Making the Video in
August, 2002]
ooh
ahh
I know what you want
I know what you need
But Iâm gonna screw it up, yeah
âCause Iâm an idiot,
And Iâm your boyfriend, yes I am.
i'm gonna take you out
and leave my wallet at home
then i'll use your cell phone baby
long distance
and i'm your boyfriend
baby i know i'm a man who's made mistakes.
i still got some learnin to do
i made out with your best friend the other day
and now we're best friends too (yeah yeah)
I know what you want
I know what you need
But Iâm gonna screw it up, yeah
âCause Iâm an idiot,
And Iâm your boyfriend, yes I am. and i'm gonna get you a gift
but it's something i like too
i hope you like this norelco beard trimmer
with my name on it
and i'm your boyfriend
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-by.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up,
at 4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning!
Wake you up.
i'm an idiot
pick up the phone, c'mon
let's get in my dadâs SUV
Go over to my house, my crib, my pad?
Iâll tell my mom to go to sleep,
That way weâll have the living room all to ourselves, you see.
Put on some great DVDâs that I picked up
how bout like, something like, The Matrix.
i can turn my boombox up
and make the bass smack the side
of my mom's couch yeah!
hey baby, you like fine cooking? (yeah)
cause you know what?
i got a swanson dinner in the freezer
with your name on it
check it out
yeah
i got a permanent wave
i got a ogle b home perm baby
and i'll honk the horn
can you honk the horn
can you honk the horn
can you honk the horn
lemmee hear you honk it
Lemme hear ya say: Ah Ah!
::Ah Ah::
Lemme hear ya say: Ah Ah Ah!
::Ah Ah Ah::
Lemme hear ya say: Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh uh uh oh yeah!!!
