if he were recording right now then he would be getting all this then we start
yo we should have a freestyle track on this
hit 'em off with something
spit a verse, travis, spit a verse
quit picking your nose
fuck you, i'll kill it, i don't give a fuck
traded in my hollow words for jelly filled verbs and five pound pronouns and predicates
this is schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners, get your napkins
matty do kick the beat and i'm rappin
top of the line top of the world top of the mornin' to ya top dog that's a top notch tie you got
tie it in a knot till your eyeballs pop out
so you can actually see what an actual emcee looks like
and if i had to pick and choose
i'd be the indecisive dick in the voting booth
laughing at my options like
stop the press and warn the media
schleprok is leavin' ya
walking with prosthetic concoctions
i thought i told you
you just a toadstool on mario with firepowers stickin' dick to the princess
is just senseless
like that david and goliath drama
mine is the slingest
don't get basically defenseless
anyway ya wanted schleprok's cock's obnoxious
it feels like a midget is chillin' in my boxers
what?
i'm sorry
i don't even give a fuck
