I have sharp fangs.
I’m pale and cold.
I don’t seem seventeen years old.
I’m super fast and super strong.
You think I’m normal, you’d be wrong.
The only way you’d guess it right
is if I glitter in the sunlight.
We might break up.
Jacob...
My daddy says I am the best.
Look at this hair.
Check out my chest.
I’ll fix your car but I’m not fixed.
I can’t be taught any new tricks.
Friendship’s a vow but you should know:
We’re all stars now at the Dog Show.
If you were smart, Bella, you’d stay away from me.
If you were smart, you’d stay away
I said the same thing
From him.
From me.
From us.
You’ll see.
We both love you, but there’s a catch to you loving us:
He’s a vampire.
He is a werewolf.
If you were smart, you’d stay away.
You and your artery bouquet.
I can read the minds of everybody, but I don’t know what you’re thinking.
Maybe you’re thinking that it’s weird that we play baseball in the rain…
Maybe you’re wondering where my clothes go when I turn into a wolf…
Maybe you’re curious why sometimes we buy tickets for a plane…
If you were smart, you’d stay away.
Weigh your options.
A predator can’t love his prey.
Pray that I can.
You’re like a body part buffet.
And no matter how well I behave,
you’re always bleeding somehow in the end.
I’d never hurt you,
but I’d be suspicious every time you bruise.
You’re on Team Edward or Team Jacob,
but at some point, you must choose.
