Tex Richman: I'm Tex Richman
Mr. Texas "Tee"
People call me rich 'cause I got mo' money
I got more cheddar then some super sized nachos
Got cash flow like Robert had deniros
I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough
No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
Everybody Listen
Just how great it is to be him
He's the greatest
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
Tex Richman: Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world
When I need a piece of string
I use a string of pearls
If something's for sale consider it sold
I've got so much gold I gold plate my gold
I even got a guy to gold plate my cat
I don't regret much, but I do regret that
If I could start all over I'd do it all the same
Except I wouldn't gold plate Mr. Twinkles again
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
Everybody listen
Just how great it is to be him
(Oh, it's great to be me, yeah!)
He's the greatest
(Oh, come on!)
You're the lamest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
(Oh, it's great to be me!)
Tex Richman: I recall a heart breaking story
About my own 10th birthday party
Should have been a glorious day for me
I'd have been happy as can be
But the Muppets were there to put on a show
The started to dance they were telling their jokes
I didn't laugh; I didn't know how
Then my friends they all turned around and they laughed at me
They laughed at me
I hate you Muppets so
Chorus Girls: He's Tex Richman
(Richman!)
Everybody listen
(Come on, ya'll!)
Just how great it is to be him
(Oo, It's easy having this much green, yeah!)
He's the greatest
(Hey, sing it again!)
He's the greatest
Muppets are a waste of time, oh, can't you see
Tex Richman: Little Muppets time to give up your dreams
