Blame it all on Disney.
Look at what they did to me.
And I'm not the only one who turned out like that.
Just look at Lindsey!
Don't forget about Miley!
And that girl from Even Stevens had a sex tape. (ugh)
Oh, oh oh ohhh.
What the fuck?
Oh, oh oh ohhh.
Happened to them?
Remember Disney when it had Lizzie Mcguire,
and that so Raven.
Then it just got worse with shows about wizards, And underaged strippers (Shake it up)
Do these clothes, make you forget?
That some of us aren't legal yet.
Get some condoms and some lube.
We're going to rape your childhood.
Are parents seem to all agree.
To blame it all on Disney.
Because that way it's so easy to avoid to get blamed.
When you work for Disney,
It's practically slavery
And then when you turn 18
they throw you in the trash.
Oh, oh oh hhh.
Hey look it's Micky mouse!
Oh, oh oh ohhh.
How'd he get in my house?
Yo SG, How you be?
When you comin back to me?
Hey Micky, Soon maybe.
But, Right now I'm kinda busy.
Excuse me hoe? OH fuck NO!
Does Micky have to slap a hoe?
No Micky! Please don't swing.
I'll do another wizards movie!
Thats right bitches (whoooo)
Because Disney was so cheap.
You bearly made any money.
Some of us are working at Walmart and Target!
Let's take a moment to remember.
The Disney stars disappeared.
Like the guy from Phil of the Future.
The girl from Halloween town. (don't stop)
Pretending we're girls from Disney.
Harper wasn't invited to this party. (nope)
I'm hanging out with beibz,
Peeing in random spots.
How can we grow up crazy?
All drugged up and slutty.
But the kids of Nick grow up ok, Oh wait nevermind
